"Dying - you can't do that to a cat."

“A bunch of money-grubbin', greenhouse-gasing, seal-clubbing, oil-drilling, Bible-thumping, missile-firing, right-to-life-ing, lethal-injecting hypocrites. People whose idea of a good time is strapping a dead panda to a Lincoln Navigator and running over everybody in the gay parade.”

Source : "A Big, Steaming Pile Of Me". Documentary, Comedy, 2005.

“Nobody can take away your future. Nobody can take away something you don't have yet.”

“Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that would be eliminated from schools, too?”

“In giving presentations, use the 10/20/30 rule....use only 10 slides, take 20 minutes maximum, and use at least 30-point fonts.”

“I have to say what I do is not easy and there are definitely moments where I feel inadequate to the tasks I've set for myself. And that's hard to feel - like you're giving your life to something and you can't really do it as well as you want to do it.”

“The government don't want to talk about the consequences of the choices they make. They pretend there aren't any consequences.”

“True meaning in life comes through understanding your own nature and learning to accept all aspects of yourself.”

Source : Kristine Carlson (2001). “Don't Sweat the Small Stuff for Women: Simple and Practical Ways to Do What Matters Most and Find Time for You”, p.138, Hachette UK

“I loved the fact that I was suddenly no longer dependent on whether a store took out an ad in the right place, or on the word on the street.”