"A bunch of money-grubbin', greenhouse-gasing, seal-clubbing, oil-drilling, Bible-thumping, missile-firing, right-to-life-ing, lethal-injecting hypocrites. People whose idea of a good time is strapping a dead panda to a Lincoln Navigator and running over everybody in the gay parade."

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Source : "A Big, Steaming Pile Of Me". Documentary, Comedy, 2005.

Richard Jeni

#Running Quotes #Hypocrite Quotes #Gay Quotes

“I've been rapping since I was 18 years old, with a crew called Blades.”
“One of the great moments of my life was when I could write musician on my passport.”
“Social anxiety results from being around people who are resolutely opposed to who you are.”
“An inherent kindness exists in the process of aging ... we are allowed to move along gradually.”
“BASIC is to computer programming as QWERTY is to typing.”
“You people are out of your minds. Clemsons Walker Course is not only one of the nicest courses in the Southeast, its one of the nicest collegiate courses in the country. The Tiger Paw 17th hole is amazing!”
“I love failure. It's stuff that I'm thinking about all the time in my life, so it would make sense to me anyway to write about it.”
“I think the minimum wage will be the centerpiece of the State of Union. I think it should be the centerpiece of the State of the Union. And it should be very focused on that because, as you said, Republicans in the rest of the country are for it.”

Source : "Gibbs advice: Slim down '14 agenda" by Tal Kopan, www.politico.com. December 11, 2013.

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