Julian Tuwim famous quotes

04-17-2025

A pessimist says all women are loose. An optimist does not, but he has hopes.
-- Julian Tuwim

#Doe #Pessimist #Optimist
Throw a lucky man into water and he'll surface with a fish in his mouth.
-- Julian Tuwim

#Men #Water #Lucky
The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work.
-- Julian Tuwim

#Men #Differences #Camels
Success--something your friends will never forgive you.
-- Julian Tuwim

#Forgiving #Never Forgive
Life--a lifelong death sentence.
-- Julian Tuwim

#Lifelong #Death Sentence #Sentences
Fidelity--a strong itch with a prohibition to scratch.
-- Julian Tuwim

#Strong #Scratches #Prohibition
Even the most beautiful legs end somewhere.
-- Julian Tuwim

#Beautiful #Legs #Ends
Egoist is someone who cares more for himself than me.
-- Julian Tuwim

#Who Cares #Care
Do not desire your neighbor's wife in vain.
-- Julian Tuwim

#Wife #Desire #Neighbor
Conscience: that quiet voice which whispers that someone is watching.
-- Julian Tuwim

#Voice #Quiet #Conscience
A virtuous girl never chases after boys; who ever saw a mousetrap chasing mice?
-- Julian Tuwim

#Girl #Boys #Saws
Tragedy--to fall in love with a face, and marry the whole woman.
-- Julian Tuwim

#Falling In Love #Fall #Tragedy

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