"I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R."

-- Kathy Griffin

#Kids Quotes #Want Quotes #Apologizing Quotes

“One customer well taken care of could be more valuable than $10,000 worth of advertising.”
“And finally, in our time a beard is the one thing that a woman cannot do better than a man, or if she can her success is assured only in a circus.”
“Our limitations and joys begin in our hearts. We can always replace negative with positive.”
“The NRA appears to have evolved into the lobby for gun and ammunition manufacturers rather than gun owners.”
“If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder.”

Source : John Scalzi (2014). “Old Man's War Boxed Set I”, p.37, Macmillan
“Sometimes we get frustrated ourselves and decide it's time to download a big chunk of mythology. And then the audience says, 'I find this confusing and alienating and too weird.' So then we pull back, and they say, 'You're not giving us enough'.”
“The hearts that love will know never winter's frost and chill. Summer's warmth is in them still.”
“The Raiders of old were vicious and crazy and cruel. Hanging around their locker room was like hanging around the weight room at Folsom Prison.”

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