"Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?"

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Source : FaceBook post by Bill Maher from Mar 26, 2010

Bill Maher

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“Certainly miscarriage is not invariably related to low thyroid function. There are many other possible causes. Yet soon after thyroid therapy first became available, it was found that patients with a history of miscarriages often had a history compatible with thyroid deficiency and that full-term pregnancies might follow treatment with thyroid.”
“True, He is infinite Majesty, but He is also infinite Goodness and infinite Love. There can be no greater Lord than God; neither can there be a more ardent lover than He.”
“But eventually it's a question of access: Getting access to fields is on top of the oil companies' agenda. We see a substantial build-up of supply occurring over the coming years.”
“God is good for everybody. The sun shines on good people and bad people, and it rains on both, too. God doesn't choose rain only for bad people.”
“You do what you can to help your team win, whether it's playing that many minutes or 24 or whatever is asked of you, you do. You prepare yourself to play as much as you're asked to play.”

Source : "Off-Day News: Leighton To Start Game 2, Carcillo Back In? Pronger Gets Feisty At Presser". Interview with Tim Panaccio, www.broadstreethockey.com. May 30, 2010.
“When a Cat adopts you there is nothing to be done about it except to put up with it until the wind changes.”
“I appreciate my role as an actor much more after I direct because it's just easier.”
“Three simple words - freedom, justice and honesty. These sum up what the Liberal Democrats stand for.”

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