"I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy."

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Steven Wright

#Car Quotes #Dizzy Quotes #Driving Quotes

“The greatest answer to prayer is that I am brought into a perfect understanding with God, and that alters my view of actual things.”
“I've been a minor celebrity since I was 23 years old,”

Source : "'I've been a minor celebrity since I was 23 years old'". Interview with Jessica Hodgson, www.theguardian.com. May 19, 2002.
“To those who view the voyage of life from the port of departure the bark that has accomplished any considerable distance appears already in close approach to the farther shore.”
“Bob Dylan's first couple of records in the 60's weren't considered cover records, but he only wrote one or two original songs on each album.”
“My art's not safe, I don't want it to be safe, it's not meant to be safe, its controversial, it takes you into deep areas, it's a journey, its starts off in safe areas but it gets into deep waters.”
“Trouble will come soon enough, and when he does come receive him as pleasantly as possible. The more amiably you greet him, the sooner he will go away.”
“Life is a big ol' canvas. And you have every combination of colors to paint with.”
“Think what a revolution it will be if we manage to get everyone to pay their taxes.”

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