"The Gerat Bald Swamp Hedgehog of Billericay displays, in courtship, his single prickle and does impressions of Holiday Inn desk clerks. Since this means him standing motionless for enormous periods of time he is often eaten in full display by The Great Bald Swamp Hedgehog Eater."

-- Mike Harding

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“I was bullied and regarded as little bit of an oddball myself.”
“Adults get more confused by social worker jargon. Unlike children, they are also less likely to see two sides of an argument, and they no longer think they can make the world a better place. That can make them rather boring, I suppose.”
“I don't care that no one has successfully defended the (light heavyweight) title. I care about preparation, training and getting inside the cage to fight.”
“I am blessed or cursed, depending on how you look at it, with an incurably restless spirit and the ability to work hard.”
“I think women love glamour. I mean, not all women, but I think this is something that women share.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“An obligation is something which constrains or induces us to act.”
“By a divine paradox, wherever there is one slave there are two. So in the wonderful reciprocities of being, we can never reach the higher levels until all our fellows ascend with us.”

Source : Edwin Markham (1900). “The Man with the Hoe; with Notes by the Author”
“If you think you've stopped learning, you're going to get lapped.”

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