"I had a terrible dream when I was pregnant; I dreamt the baby had a ventriloquial mouth, but there was no hand hole; I had to flick the mouth down to get words out."

-- Nina Conti

#Dream Quotes #Baby Quotes #Hands Quotes

“Your waist size should not be more than half your height.”
“One advantage of photography is that it's visual and can transcend language.”
“There is a magnificent new militancy within the Negro community all across this nation. And I welcome this as a marvelous development. The Negro of America is saying he's determined to be free and he is militant enough to stand up.”
“The perfect family doesn't exist, nor is there a perfect husband or a perfect wife, and let's not talk about the perfect mother-in-law! It's just us sinners." A healthy family life requires frequent use of three phrases: "May I? Thank you, and I'm sorry" and "never, never, never end the day without making peace.”

Source : "Pope Francis' top 10 most quotable quotes of the year" by Carol Glatz, www.catholicnews.com. February 28, 2014.
“There are some very good people in television, but a lot of fools running it.”
“You cannot make anything worthwhile in this world unless you have first developed and transformed yourself.”
“And the voters, many of them, feel that the economic system is stacked against them and they want stuff. You are going to see a tremendous Hispanic vote for President Obama. Overwhelming black vote for President Obama. And women will probably break President Obamas way. People feel that they are entitled to things and which candidate, between the two, is going to give them things?”
“Compromise, if not the spice of life, is its solidity. It is what makes nations great and marriages happy”

Source : Phyllis McGinley (1962). “The province of the heart”

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