"If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?"

-- George Carlin

#Baseball Quotes #Team Quotes #Stupid Quotes

“I'm not good at math. Numbers are a terrifying thing to me. My father is a whiz with money and the stock market, and he tries to explain it to me, and I find it terrifying.”
“You'll never get dressed as quick as when you wake up next to a naked dead chick”
“Christianity is in its nature revolutionary”
“There ain't no justice, laws of nature rule this land. Better hide your horses, bury your whiskey.”
“Everything that touches YOUR life, must be an instrument of YOUR liberation or tossed into the trash cans of HISTORY”
“Truth and Good are one; and Beauty dwells in them, and they in her.”

Source : Mark Akenside, John Dyer (1855). “The Poetical Works of Mark Akenside and John Dyer Edited by the Rev. Robert Aris Willmott”, p.15
“For a soul to come to Jesus, is the grandest event in its history.”
“I think I have a gift, but I haven't really opened that gift yet and given it to myself.”

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