"It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who."

-- Joan Rivers

#Love Quotes #Life Quotes #Sex Quotes

“Touchstone watched, suddenly conscious that he probably only had five seconds left to be alone with Sabriel, to say something, to say anything. Perhaps the last five seconds they ever would have alone together. I am not afraid, he said to himself. "I love you," he whispered. "I hope you don't mind.”
“This war no longer has anything to do with knightly conduct or with the agreements of the Geneva Convention.”
“Growing up in the public eye was really tough. When you're 14 and your body is changing, your life is changing, and people are watching every step you make, it's really hard to deal with. But I was pretty lucky, people didn't watch me that closely.”
“The pastors and ministry leaders came away energized to have voter registration drives at their churches and motivated to encourage their congregations to "vote their values."”
“As long as you're open-minded you can learn stuff from anyone.”
“The tongue may hide the truth but the eyesâ€”never!”

Source : Mikhail Bulgakov (1967). “The master and Margarita [by] Mikhail Bulgakov”
“Success has a great tendency to conceal and throw a veil over the evil deeds of men.”
“Great men, like nature, use simple language.”

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