"According to a survey in this week's Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for the White House."

-- Jay Leno

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“You can be young without money but you can't be old without it.”

Source : Tennessee Williams (2004). “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof”, p.55, New Directions Publishing
“Talking is something you can't do judiciously unless you keep in practice.”

Source : Dashiell Hammett (2007). “Vintage Hammett”, p.136, Vintage
“I had to learn to forgive. I couldn't sleep at night. I got ulcers. I had to let go, to let God deal with it. No one wants to be mad in their own house. I didn't want to be angry my whole life. It takes so much energy out of you to be mean.”

Source : "Rodney King: 'I had to learn to forgive'" by Rory Carroll, www.theguardian.com. May 1, 2012.
“The primary symptom of a controller is denial, that is I can't see its symptoms in myself.”
“I think we should be clear: Companies will still need software that furthers their corporate goals and even gives them competitive advantage. That would be purchased and developed, if necessary, in house, or on a proprietary basis. But it needs to run on the company's computer system eventually, and its perfectly possible that system/network can be "rented out" from a utility.”
“Your life is a series of moments in "now." The better you make your "now" the better your life.”

Source : FaceBook post by Karen Salmansohn from May 26, 2015
“Wolf! Right here and now!”
“The more you learn, the less you fear.”

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