"Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes it reminds me to wipe my ass."

-- Lisa Lampanelli

#Wipe Quotes #Legends Quotes #Lips Quotes

“Does our culture have a need for violence? I don't know. I guess it's a personal thing.”
“You wouldn't want any creative process to lose its sense of fun and adventure, but that doesn't mean you can't take it seriously as well.”
“Big, undreamed-of things â€” the people on the edge see them first.”
“Either we conform our desires to the truth or we conform the truth to our desires.”

Source : Os Guinness (2002). “Time for Truth: Living Free in a World of Lies, Hype, and Spin”, Baker Books
“Strong responsible unions are essential to industrial fair play. Without them the labor bargain is wholly one-sided.”
“Who then is free? The wise man who can govern himself.”
“Well, Judy, I would hope in the new year, we could start thinking about politics not like it was the Super Bowl, where you always have to have one team that wins and the other team has to be a loser.”
“I think my parents were really smart parents. I think they were, actually, pretty progressive for the time. The one thing that they really wanted me to know is what makes me tick, what I am about, how I approach life. And I think what my parents really wanted for me was for me to be who I am.”

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