"Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate."

-- Jay Leno

#War Quotes #Night Quotes #Evil Quotes

“Hard work certainly goes a long way. These days a lot of people work hard, so you have to make sure you work even harder and really dedicate yourself to what you are doing and setting out to achieve.”
“Great clubs have had one thing in common throughout history, regardless of era and tactics. They owned the pitch and they owned the ball. That means when you have the ball, you dictate play and when you are defending, you control the space”
“Broadway is a main artery of New York life - the hardened artery.”
“In every person, even in such as appear most reckless, there is an inherent desire to attain balance.”
“Many of us were kind of irritated with Obama for larding it with tax cut, which we didn't think was going to be stimulative.”
“Death is a part of life ... and that part of life needs everything that the rest of life does.”
“Religion is not a popular error; it is a great instinctive truth, sensed by the people, expressed by the people.”
“For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries.”

Source : God and the Astronomers ch. 9 (1978)

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