"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met."

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Steven Wright

#Girlfriend Quotes #Psychics Quotes #Mets Quotes

“You know," he said, "I keep wanting to say that it's like Simon Snow threw up in here... but it's more like someone else ate Simon Snowâ€”like somebody went to an all-you-care-to-eat Simon Snow buffetâ€”and then threw up in here.”
“The director respects what they've hired you for and chosen you for: to do the part and respect what you're doing.”
“Boxingâ€™s not that straightforward,â€ said Eldric. â€œYou can practice and practice, but the real experience will always be different. Lots of things are like that, actually.”
“Any two meals at a boarding-house are together less than two square meals.”
“I think what interests me the most is when the two things are developed at the same time, which certainly feels natural for the way of working when there is no dialogue. You sort of depend on the music to be that, especially when there's lyrics in the music.”

Source : "A Natural Love Story: Matthew Barney Talks About “Drawing Restraint 9". Interview with Eugene Hernandez, www.indiewire.com. March 27, 2006.
“Your clothes smell heavily of clothing. Your den is filled with low-hanging palls of fresh air. The only rattle in your car is the sound of toll change in the ashtray. The absence of telltale tobacco stains on your shirt collar tells the tale - you've licked the smoking habit.”
“Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good - we want it Tuesday.”
“If Justin Beiber was 7 feet tall, he'd look like [Meyers Leonard] that.”

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