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“If the girls keep dancing, everybody's happy. If the girls don't dance, nobody's happy.”
“If reality impacted directly on our senses and our consciousness, if we could have direct communication between the material world and ourselves, art would be unnecessary.”
“Think of me as the praying mantis of the supernatural world. Aren't those the bugs that bite the heads off the males? Link looked skeptical. Yes. Then they eat them”
“Big Linux deployments have reached the point where it's become a real problem for administrators that they don't have nice tools to manage their servers and desktops.”
“I'm always looking for good music.”
“The desire the law makers have in having only dispensary owners to control ***** is part of the game our law makers play to create a bureau of specific business created that owes its allegiance to the political process and therefore will make sure that process continues.”
“I do know that I can take a punch. I've been punched in the face three times. That's, I think, a really important thing to know about yourself. It helps you in life. It helps you be brave when you know you can take a punch. I'm a lover, not a fighter. But, God bless me, I can take a punch.”
“Shop smarter and shop less. But please don't let that dissuade you from engaging in campaigns to make real lasting change.”

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