"I like my politicians and my judges and my lawyers to be simple. I think if you worry about where your hemline is you're really not concentrating on the world crisis."

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Joan Rivers

#Simple Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Worry Quotes

“If you have a problem with the Moon in the sky and you are unhappy, change yourself, because the Moon won't change!”
“The parliamentary principle of vesting legislative power in the decision of the majority rejects the authority of the individual and puts a numerical quota of anonymous heads in its place. In doing so it contradicts the aristocratic principle, which is a fundamental law of nature.”
“If you are willing to expose your heart...being publicly private, you just may do something...”
“From the very start of my career, it was clear to me that achievement was built on discipline.”
“And if there's anyone out here tonight that doesn't feel beautiful enough, or doesn't feel worthy enought... You're wrong. Because you guys are all so incredible. And if you're dealing with any of the issues that I've dealt with, don't be afraid to speak up, because someone will be there for you. And if you think, you're alone, put on my music, because I'm going to be there for you”
“Book dedication To myself, without whose inspired and tireless efforts this book would not have been possible.”
“On days where I feel the karma is in balance I'm not afraid of death. And when I feel it's weighing heavily on the negative side, then I get very scared and just think about eternal damnation and how unpleasant that would be.”
“Diva has a negative connotation.”

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