"No guy is ever gonna be like, 'Well, I'm not into her because she just doesn't seem into me!' That's never been a complaint for why a guy doesn't like a girl. Ever! That's an attractive thing, so always err on the side of aloofness."

-- Nikki Glaser

#Girl Quotes #Attractive Things Quotes #Guy Quotes

“History is not fable agreed upon, but truth disagreed upon.”
“I've always been very keen on Pascal, and what I'm most keen on in Pascal is his emphasis upon human wretchedness. He has a phrase which goes something like 'Anxiety, boredom and inconstancy, that is the human condition' and I've always been very partial to that.”
“Maintain your relationships - for all kinds of reasons, friends are vital. Good friends, supportive friends, friends who won't judge you or try to take advantage of you.”
“Let's have a toast-to the future generation of consumers, however many heads or ***** they have!”
“Every child should have a caring adult in their lives. And that's not always a biological parent or family member. It may be a friend or neighbor. Often times it is a teacher.”
“House of Style' changed my life. I literally had no experience in front of a TV camera before, and there I was taking over for Rebecca Romijn. My exposure heightened instantly.”
“When a soul is created, so is its mate. In every lifetime those souls find each other. They complete the other's destiny.”
“It's amazing how much of this is mental. Everybody's in good shape. Everybody knows how to ski. Everybody has good equipment. When it really boils down to it, it's who wants it the most, and who's the most confident on his skis.”

You may also like:

Ann Coulter
Commentator
Jeff Ross
Stand-up comedian
Jon Glaser
Actor
Kyle Kinane
Comedian
Rob Lowe
Film actor
Rob Riggle
Actor
Ted Alexandro
Comedian
Iliza Shlesinger
Comedian
Bonnie McFarlane
Comedian