"Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye."

-- Bill Hicks

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“I was really lucky in that my mom and dad never got caught in the act, so to speak. So my mom was caught fraternizing with my dad. My mom was caught, you know, in the building that my father lived in. My mom was caught in a white neighborhood past curfew without the right permits. My mother was caught in transition. And that was key because had she been caught in the act, then, as the law says, she could've spent anywhere up to four years in prison.”
“The tragedy of being both rational and animal seems to consist in having to choose between duty and desire rather than in making any particular choice”
“I think I am looking as an actor to find ways to push myself into places I haven't been before as a human being.”
“And there are never really endings, happy or otherwise. Things keep going on, they overlap and blur, your story is part of your sister's story is part of many other stories, and there is no telling where any of them may lead.”
“The reality is that it's harder to recruit pediatric subspecialists if you're not recruiting them for a children's hospital.”
“Godâ€™s love is there for you whether or not you feel you deserve love. It is simply always there.”
“Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living. Whatever big problem you can imagine, from world peace to the environment to hunger to poverty, the solution always includes education, ... We need to depend more on peer-to-peer and self-driven learning. The laptop is one important means of doing that.”
“I'm very visionary, very big picture.”

Source : "A Fashionable Life: Max & Lubov Azria" by Marshall Heyman, www.harpersbazaar.com. May 12, 2009.

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