"For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out."

-- Steven Wright

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“If you don't find a God by five o'clock this afternoon you must leave the college.”
“Just as Socrates felt that it was necessary to create a tension in the mind so that individuals could rise from the bondage of myths and half-truths to the unfettered realm of creative analysis and objective appraisal, so must we see the need for nonviolent gadflies to create the kind of tension in society that will help men rise from the dark depths of prejudice and racism to majestic heights of understanding and brotherhood.”
“In the present moment, you are beyond all definition. This means that you are no longer defined by the pain and limitations of the past. You are no longer defined by your judgments, opinions or beliefs nor are you defined by the judgment, opinions or beliefs of others.”
“I'm always tweaking, always trying to make it better, constantly moving the levers and dials.”
“Where you criminalize people living with HIV or those at greatest risk, you fuel the epidemic.”
“If it required some effort to go from today to tomorrow, some people would always remain in yesterday.”
“Without Warning Sometimes you're traveling a highway, the only road you've ever known, and wham! A semi comes from nowhere and rolls right over you.”
“Ancient art was the tyrant of Egypt, the mistress of Greece and the servant of Rome.”

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