"CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded."

-- Jay Leno

#War Quotes #Cnn Quotes #Iraq Quotes

“I lived in Los Angeles in the '80s, which was not the best place to be.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Far beyond your intellect, far beyond your understanding, lies inexhaustible knowledge and wealth, strength and power, peace and joy. Do not use your intellect to find the answers for God and his manifestations. Everything is God.”
“The planning stage of a cruise is often just as enjoyable as the voyage itself, letting one's imagination loose on all kinds of possibilities. Yet translating dreams into reality means a lot of practical questions have to be answered.”
“I don't drop players. I make changes.”
“I wasn't interested in holding onto the evidence of things.”
“One day I gave Clifford a bath. And I combed his hair and took hom to the dog show. I'd like to say Clifford won first prize...but he didn't. I don't care. You can keep all your small dogs. You can keep all your black, white, brown, and spotted dogs. I'll keep Clifford...Wouldn't you?”
“I didnâ€™t fail ten thousand times. I successfully eliminated, ten thousand times, materials and combinations which wouldnâ€™t work.”
“Between the adored and the adorer falls the shadow.”

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