"Every comic went through their Mitch Hedberg phase - the glasses, the hair in the face - and you knew immediately when they were doing it."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

#Glasses Quotes #Hair Quotes #Phases Quotes

“And (Allah made) the kindness to parents as a protectional (shield) to His wrath and displeasure.”
“Punch a black belt in the face, he becomes a brown belt. Punch him again, purple...”
“Home-made bread rubbed with garlic and sprinkled with olive oil, shared-with a flask of wine-between working people, can be more convivial than any feast.”
“The technology available for film-making now is incredible, but I am a big believer that it's all in the story.”
“Humour has always been a self-defence mechanism for me.”

Source : "Brooke Shields: My family values" by Elaine Lipworth, www.theguardian.com. September 3, 2010.
“Most men admire Virtue who follow not her lore.”
“When every moment is constantly being filmed, it's hard to relax.”

Source : "Kourtney Kardashian Interview: ‘Kourtney & Kim Take New York’ Star Talks Panic Attacks & Reality Cameras". Interview with Crystal Bell, www.huffingtonpost.com. September 15, 2011.
“I learned many great lessons from my father, not the least of which, was that you can fail at what you don't want so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love”

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