"My cat's fully capable of speaking, but he says he's afraid of me turning it into a Kevin James vehicle."

-- Andy Kindler

#Cat Quotes #Kevin Quotes #Vehicle Quotes

“Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child.”
“Once you start thinking about growth of economy, it`s hard to think about anything else.”
“For my Oxford degree, I had to translate French and German philosophy (as it turned out, Descartes and Kant) at sight without a dictionary. That meant Germany for my first summer vacation, to learn the thorny language on my own.”

Source : Paul Engle (1996). “A lucky American childhood”, Univ of Iowa Pr
“I'd make a terrible surgeon. The fear of blood? Very high on my list.”
“He brings to naught, destroys and rejects all that is not His own work; how He draws everything to Himself and absorbs it, that at last He may live and work in us and through us and reign alone as king. Happy the soul who refuses nothing to love, but places everything at His disposal, for only thus may all our works be done more and more in God.”
“And I would begin with the EPA, because there is no other agency like the EPA. It should really be renamed the 'job-killing organization of America.'”
“Wherever you are, be all there! Live to the hilt every situation you believe to be the will of God.”
“If America was a person, and it sat down, Lancaster town would be plunged into a Darkness unbreathable.”

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