"I went window shopping today! I bought four windows."

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Source : "Jus' Like That" by Michael Billington, www.theguardian.com. April 9, 2003.

Tommy Cooper

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“A man's longest purposes will be his best purposes. It is true, life is short and uncertain; but it is better to live on the short arc of a large circle than to describe the whole circumference of a small circle.”
“All philosophies are mental fabrications. There has never been a single doctrine by which one could enter the true essence of things.”
“Some people are meant to fall in love with each other, but not meant to be together.”
“There are different chemistries you can have in different bands, and part of that's caused by the gender.”
“Soho is a gritty former mercantile area that has, of course, evolved into the most bourgeois neighborhood in New York.”
“Here I am flying high over enemy lines in my Sopwith Camel searching for the Red Baron. Who's that behind me? It's the Red Baron! He has me in his sights! Give my regards to Broadway.”
“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.”

Source : "About Time: Einstein's Unfinished Revolution". Book by Paul Davies, 1996.
“Zappos is a customer service company that just happens to sell shoes.”

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