"If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?"

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Jerry Seinfeld

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“There is something in such laws that takes the breath away. They are not discoveries or inventions of the human mind, but exist independently of us. In a moment of clarity, one can at most discover that they are there and take them into account. Long before there were people on the earth, crystals were already growing in the earth's crust. On one day or another, a human being first came across such a sparkling morsel of regularity lying on the ground or hit one with his stone tool and it broke off and fell at his feet, and he picked it up and regarded it in his open hand, and he was amazed.”
“We've never been anti-Semitic.”

Source : 'This Week' with Christiane Amanpour, abcnews.go.com. September 19, 2010.
“People think of these eureka moments and my feeling is that they tend to be little things, a little realisation and then a little realisation built on that.”
“The sooner you 'settle' the sooner you'll be allowed home" was the ruling logic; and "if you can't adapt yourself to living in a mental hospital how do you expect to be able to live 'out in the world'?" How indeed?”

Source : Janet Frame (1980). “Faces in the water”
“The genius of Man in our time has gone into jet-propulsion, atom-splitting, penicillin-curing, etc. There is left none over for works of imagination; of spiritual insight or mystical enlightenment. I asked for bread and was given a tranquilizer. It is important to recognize that in our time man has not written one word, thought one thought, put two notes or two bricks together, splashed color on to canvas or concrete into space, in a manner which will be of any conceivable imaginative interest to posterity.”
“Black women all over the world should re-unite and re-examine the way history has portrayed us.”
“I realized that I was about to turn 30, and Batman was permanently 29. And I was going to be damned if I was older than Batman.”
“Whatever is clearly expressed is well wrote.”

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