"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'"

-- Steven Wright

#Life Quotes #Baby Quotes #Beach Quotes

“I don't approach fashion; fashion approaches me!”
“All true religion, all true morality, all true mysticism have but one object, and that is to act on humanity, collective and individual, in such a manner that it shall correspond efficiently with the great law of development, and co-operate consciously therewith to achieve the end of development.”

Source : Arthur Edward Waite (2003). “Devil-Worship in France: With Diana Vaughn and the Question of Modern Palladism”, p.219, Weiser Books
“Any time an elected official in the world we're in today that appears so dysfunctional challenges a core constituency not of their opponent but of their own political base, I think we should pause and give them credit.”
“Do good to the people for the sake of God or for the peace of your own soul that you may always see what is pure and save your Heart from the darkness of hate”
“I never really had a chance to know the players individually... I thought when they were on the floor, they worked hard. But I never really got to know them.”
“You can ask my wife about my stamina,”
“John Brown first swam into my vision in the 1960s when I was a political activist in the civil rights movement and the anti-war movement at Chapel Hill, where I went to university.”
“It was very difficult but definitely not a snap decision”

Source : "Sugababes unveil new singer" by Jack Foley, www.indielondon.co.uk.

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