"If I was on an airplane, the people in coach would know who I am. But no one in first class would know."

-- Jim Gaffigan

#Airplane Quotes #Who I Am Quotes #Class Quotes

“We're all always acting. You need to be able to sit in silence and not beat up on yourself. It's hard to say to yourself, 'You are human. Welcome to the human race.'”
“Every two or three years, I knock off for a while. That way I`m always the new girl in the whorehouse.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“Darryl Strawberry has been voted to the Hall of Fame five years in a row.”
“To wake in the night: be wide awake in an instant, with all your faculties on edge: to wake, and be under compulsion to set in, night for night, at the same point, knowing from grim experience, that the demons awaiting you have each to be grappled with in turn, no single one of them left unthrown, before you can win through to the peace that is utter exhaustion.”

Source : Henry Handel Richardson (pseud.) (1930). “The fortunes of Richard Mahony: comprising Australia Felix, The way home, Ultima Thule”
“I believe in sisters marrying brothers, and brothers having their sisters for wives... This is something pertaining to our marriage relation. The whole world will think what an awful thing it is. What an awful thing it would be if the Mormons should just say we believe in marrying brothers and sisters.”
“Christians in community must again show the world, not merely family values, but the bond of the love of Christ.”
“The crew, the actors and the writers all work the same way. We always want to do the best job.”
“You never heard ofplugging her in ? My God, Myrnin, you made a vampire computer?”

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