"Cell phones are like a dog's nipples... you don't have to shout into them!"

-- Emo Philips

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“Waiting is a state of mind. Basically, it means that you want the future; you don't want the present. You don't want what you've got, and you want what you haven't got. With every kind of waiting, you unconsciously create inner conflict between your here and now, where you don't want to be, and the projected future, where you want to be. This greatly reduces the quality of your life by making you lose the present.”
“I try not to question the good things.”

Source : "Cate: John Edwards is 'an incredible father'" by Scott Stump, www.today.com. October 14, 2016.
“A scientist is an unlikely character to put at the center of a movie.”
“Make me remember you like you remember me”

Source : "Remember you". Song by Wiz Khalifa, Album O.N.I.F.C., December 04, 2012.
“They are more beautiful than anything in the world, kinetic sculptures, perfect form in motion.”
“The single most remarkable (and revealing) fact of the Obama presidency may very well be the lack of a single prosecution of Wall Street executives for the massive fraud that precipitated the 2008 financial crisis.”
“Unlike any other nation, here the people rule, and their will is the supreme law. It is sometimes sneeringly said by those who do not like free government, that here we count heads. True, heads are counted, but brains also . . .”
“Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.”

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