"Do you think to yourself, 'Wow, I saw this chicken and she was gorgeous?'"

-- Les Dennis

#Funny Quotes #Animal Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“But isn't it likely that everyone in this world...has killed someone or other on their way to the top?...All I wanted was a chance to be a man--and for that, one murder is enough.”
“In betting on races, there are two elements that are never lacking - hope as hope, and an incomplete recollection of the past.”
“Some guys are inwardly outgoing”
“The quality of decision is like the well-timed swoop of a falcon which enables it to strike and destroy its victim.”
“I do not have OCD OCD OCD.”
“I thought you were dead. Stupid. As if I'd die without taking you with me.”
“Conservatives or better, pro- corporate apologists hijacked the vocabulary of Jeffersonian liberalism and turned words like " progress ," " opportunity ," and " individualism " into tools for making the plunder of America sound like divine right ... This "degenerate and unlovely age," as one historian calls it, exists in the mind of Karl Rove the reputed brain of George W. Bush as the seminal age of inspiration for politics and governance of America today.”
“You know growing up in Sweden meant we had a lot of rain when we played tennis. We were taught on clay courts but because of the weather, we had to go indoors a lot.”

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