"The driving force behind doing everything that I've been doing as a stand-up is having problems with authority and not liking to be told what to do."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

#Driving Quotes #Problem Quotes #Authority Quotes

“Men often struggle with their attraction to other women. They don't quite understand why they have to be with the same woman forever.”

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“What you mean by 'peace' is nothing more than the endless repetition of human folly.”
“When I think of those who have influenced my life the most, I think not of the great but of the good.”
“In adversity, remember to keep an even mind.”
“Every movie has its uniqueness. You just do your best and go with it.”
“The real mark of your character comes from not how you react to your successes, of which I know there will be many. How you react to your failures, of which there will be, if you are bold, a number in your lifetime.”
“I do not have too much sex. I hardly have any sex, O.K.? A lot of people get the wrong perception of me.”
“I mistake the American people if they favor the odious doctrine that there is no such thing as international morality; that there is one law for a strong nation and another for a weak one.”

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