"There are people that are vegetarians that love bacon."

-- Jim Gaffigan

#People Quotes #Vegetarian Quotes

“There is nothing more explosive than a skilled population condemned to inaction. Such a population is likely to become a hotbed of extremism and intolerance, and be receptive to any proselytizing ideology, however absurd and vicious, which promises vast action.”
“What True Blood does really well is that it balances on the line between good and evil - you blur the distinction between the two.”
“Correctness is clearly the prime quality. If a system does not do what it is supposed to do, then everything else about it matters little.”
“Joy is the response of a lover receiving what he loves. This is the joy we feel when skiing powderâ€¦ This overflowing gratitude is what produces the absolutely stupid, silly grins that we always flash at one another at the bottom of a powder run. We all agree that we never see these grins anywhere else in life.”
“As we grow as unique persons, we learn to respect the uniqueness of others.”
“The ability of players to jump teams when their contracts are up has hurt fan loyalty.”
“So many of my friends tell me theyâ€™re not religious. Iâ€™m like, Of course youâ€™re religious. You watch Oprah Winfrey, donâ€™t you?”
“I'd like to hear them be a bit more creative, though. I've heard 'you're a sieve, you stink' my whole life and you can tell it's obviously affected me.”

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