"A lot of people are looking for their soul mates. Along the way, it's nice to bump into some genital pals."

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Source : FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Jul 18, 2013

Dana Gould

#Nice Quotes #People Quotes #Soul Quotes

“One cannot inquire into the foundations and nature of mathematics without delving into the question of the operations by which the mathematical activity of the mind is conducted. If one failed to take that into account, then one would be left studying only the language in which mathematics is represented rather than the essence of mathematics.”
“I used to play guitar for myself and write lyrics and listen to different styles of music.”
“Thou hast seen nothing yet.”
“I thawt I thaw a putty tat.â€ â€œI did, I did thee a putty tat" Finished with his Tweety Bird imitation, he grinned unpleasantly at me. â€œNow, then, luv, letâ€™s get down to business”
“You know, at the end of the day, the only thing you have is trust and honor in this world. That's all you have. All you have is your reputation built on trust and your personal honor. When you don't have that anymore, well, you know, there you go. Trust was broken.”

Source : "Garcia shoots 66, leads Players by 2". www.sfgate.com. May 9, 2008.
“I had only ordinary capacity but extraordinary persistency.”
“Those who aren't caught up into this bigotry, this hatred, those who respect us when they see us. Then you have an obligation also, the good ones. To make sure you say to the others, that this blue wall of silence must come down and that everybody must be treated equally.”

Source : "Cincinnati under curfew after days of violent protests". www.cnn.com. April 13, 2001.
“In 1494, King Charles VIII of France invaded Italy. Within months, his army collapsed and fled. It was routed not by the Italian army but by a microbe. A mysterious new disease spread through sex killed many of Charlesâ€™s soldiers and left survivors weak and disfigured. French soldiers spread the disease across much of Europe, and then it moved into Africa and Asia. Many called it the French disease. The French called it the Italian disease. Arabs called it the Christian disease. Today, it is called syphilis.”

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