"Admittedly, the masturbation story is just a "Hey, this is one of my best-of's, I'll throw it in the special." But the grandmother stuff, really, I feel like is part of the theme and part of the best way to end the story that I'm telling with the special."

-- Jen Kirkman

#Grandmother Quotes #Special Quotes #Stories Quotes

“I heard somebody say that the war ended today, but everybody knows it's going still.”

Source : "Song: 'Heard Somebody Say' ('Cripple Crow')". 2005.
“I have underscored my commitment to dialogue and cooperation with our neighboring Turkey, a country that plays an important role for the future of our region. But I still stress that the promotion of this important relations can only take place on the basis of mutual respect without threats of war and questioning of sovereign rights.”

Source : Source: time.com
“Lessons are not to take the place of practice, but to make practice worthwhile.”

Source : Harvey Penick, Davis Love III (2012). “Harvey Penick's Little Red Book: Lessons And Teachings From A Lifetime In Golf”, p.27, Simon and Schuster
“I don't think there are beautiful women out there trying to lure men into any kind of conspiracy. I think people are out there just trying to meet someone new and interesting and live in the real world.”
“Where the world ends The mind is made unchanging, for it finds Miracle, ecstasy, the impossible hope, The flagstone under all, the fire of fires, The roots of the world.”
“Selling cookies helped me to realize that you needed to have a certain way to communicate with people. You also needed business skills. You knew you needed to sell a certain amount of boxes, so that gave me some business sense.”
“We are chained to that which we do not forgive”
“Freedom of speech doesn't guarantee great literature.”

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