"The square was finally cleared by armed carabineri with tears of laughter streaming down their faces. The event set a record for hilarious civic functions, smashing the previous record set when Baron Hans Neizant B ompzidaize was elected Landburgher of K oln in 1653."

-- Mike Harding

#Laughter Quotes #Humorous Quotes #Squares Quotes

“I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.”
“Chess is the art of analysis.”

Source : Mikhail Botvinnik (2012). “Botvinnik: 100 Selected Games”, p.11, Courier Corporation
“Love and pain become one and the same in the eyes of a wounded child...”

Source : Song: Hell is for Children, Album: Best Shots
“At one O'Clock, Miss Celia comes in the kitchen and says she's ready for her first cooking lesson. She settles on a stool. She's wearing a tight red sweater and a red skirt and enough makeup to scare a hooker.”
“You can't mobilize people and connect with them authentically when they can't see the true you.”

Source : Source: bobmorris.biz
“I have always been attracted to the cottage industry side of this business.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Secrets are the blood of life. Every big thing is a secret, even when you know it, because you never know all of it. If you can know everything about anything, it is not worth knowing.”
“When a girl feels that sheâ€™s perfectly groomed and dressed she can forget that part of her. Thatâ€™s charm”

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