"I don't remember much about my bar mitzvah. The only thing I remember - I killed! That's what I remembered. Nobody could follow me at my bar-mitzvah. It was over when I was done."

-- Andy Kindler

#Mitzvah Quotes #Bars Quotes #Done Quotes

“It is looking for the joys that come in small, precious packages and making the most of them, knowing that big packages of joy are few and far between.”
“I think if there was an ISP tax of some sort, we can say to the consumer, 'All music is now available and able to be downloaded and put in your car and put in your iPod and put up your a-- if you want and it's $5 on your cable bill.'”
“A government must not waiver once it has chosen its course. It must not look to the left or right but go forward.”
“Before one blames, one should always find out whether one cannot excuse.”
“Life is here only to be lived so that we can, through life, earn the right to death, which to me is paradise. Whatever it is that will bring me the reward of paradise, I'll do the best I can.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“While I admire the insights of many of the people in the world of computing, I get this cold feeling that I speak a different language.”
“I have this old worn-out, skintight T-shirt that I love. That's sexy.”

Source : "Liz Vassey: Analyze This". Interview with Elizabeth Sanchez, www.mensfitness.com.
“Literary theory has become a parody of science, generating its own arcane jargon. In the process, tragically, it discourages love of literature for its own sake.”

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