Al Snow famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

I filmed myself drunk, just to see what I'm like. I watched so many funny videos of people drunk on YouTube.
There's the really angry drunk, who's just annoying to be around. I prefer the drunk who falls all over the place and is being completely inappropriate. Or the super-loud, happy drunk, which is evidentially what I am.
Never argue with a drunk or a fool.
Bottled, was he?" Said Colonel Bantry, with an Englishman's sympathy for alcoholic excess. "Oh, well, can't judge a fellow by what he does when he's drunk? When I was at Cambridge, I remember I put a certain utensil - well - well, nevermind.
No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought? --Poirot
Friends don't let heads drive drunk!
Why should I trust you? We haven't drunk from the same bowl of soup.
Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes that at a barbeque.
As a rapper, I don't freestyle. I used to freestyle when I used to get drunk, and it didn't matter.

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