Jerry Springer famous quotes

You're a transsexual fighting with a hermaphrodite over a mistress.
-- Jerry Springer

#Humorous #Fighting #Profound

All of us, whether or not we're celebrities, every one ought to spend part of their life making someone else's life better.
-- Jerry Springer

To go from politics to news, at least the subject matter is the same, even if the view is different.
-- Jerry Springer

#Views #Different #News

I'm liberal, but I watch the three majors. Obviously I watch MSNBC, also CNN and Fox, which is what I would call ridiculously to the right.
-- Jerry Springer

#Cnn #Watches #Three

I'm a happy guy, but if I'm in a rare dark mood, I won't go out because I don't want to be horrible to people.
-- Jerry Springer

#Dark #People #Guy

I knew early on that I would do politics, but I would never make a living at it. I would do something else.
-- Jerry Springer

Look after yourself and each other
-- Jerry Springer

#Looks #Look After Yourself

The bias against the show is purely elitist. We're all like the people on the show - the difference is that some of us speak better, or were born richer. There's nothing that happens on my show that rich people don't experience.
-- Jerry Springer

#Differences #People #Speak

If you can't be committed to another person, at least be committed to the concept of character and don't cheat.
-- Jerry Springer

#Cheating #Character #Committed

[Invading Iraq] would create generations that hated the USA.
-- Jerry Springer

#Usa #Iraq #Generations

It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum.
-- Jerry Springer

#Civilization #Gdp #Gum

Somewhere in the land, a monster lurked.
-- Jerry Springer

#Land #Monsters

We can't just have mainstream behavior on television in a free society, we have to make sure we see the whole panorama of human behavior.
-- Jerry Springer

#Television #Behavior #Mainstream

Take care of yourselves, and each other
-- Jerry Springer

#Care #Take Care

Obviously I wanted to be a bus driver - and I still do. If only I could get a part time job.
-- Jerry Springer

#Jobs #Bus #Wanted

It's hard thinking about Iraq at night when I'm dancing with transvestites in the afternoon.
-- Jerry Springer

#Night #Thinking #Iraq

The Statue of Liberty means everything. We take it for granted today. We take it for granted. Remember the Statue of Liberty stands for what America is. We as Democrats have to remind ourselves and remind the country the great principles we stand for. This is a place of protection. This is not a country of bullies. We are not an empire. We are the light. We are the Statue of Liberty.
-- Jerry Springer

#Country #Mean #Light

I opposed the war in Iraq because I did not believe it was in our national security interest, and I still don't. What we [America] did was akin to taking a baseball bat to a beehive. Our primary security threat right now is terrorism ---and by doing what we did in Iraq, we've managed to alienate a good part of the world and most of the allies whose intelligence and other help we need to combat and defeat terrorism.
-- Jerry Springer

#Baseball #War #Believe

Country comes before politics.
-- Jerry Springer

#Country

I should get a weekend show where all I do is play country music.
-- Jerry Springer

#Country #Weekend #Play

With a face like mine, I do better in print.
-- Jerry Springer

#Faces #Print

You fight to defend a lover, not to win one. If you do, it isn't love.
-- Jerry Springer

#Fighting #Winning #Lovers

My guess is more reporters probably vote Democrat than Republican - just because I think reporters are smart.
-- Jerry Springer

#Smart #Thinking #Vote

I watch sports and cable news. I'm a political junkie, so that's my interest.
-- Jerry Springer

#Sports #Political #Watches

I'm not conflicted. Because I know. There's me, and there's the show.
-- Jerry Springer

#Shows

The overarching issue, as I see it, is the elitism of America's political system; the fact that regular, ordinary Americans aren't considered in policy debates or legislation, and regularly get shafted by the powers-that-be in Washington.
-- Jerry Springer

#America #Issues #Political

I create this persona for the show. And that's what it is. I'm an act.
-- Jerry Springer

#Persona #Shows

My campaign is based upon the proposition that the answers to the problems which currently plague our cities, our towns, and our homes, are not to be found in the decisions in Washington. They are instead to be found in the hearts, minds and resources of our own people here at home.
-- Jerry Springer

#Home #Heart #Cities

I play a crazy talk-show host, but that's not me. It's like an actor playing a role.
-- Jerry Springer

#Crazy #Play #Roles

Somebody once said I had a face for radio and a voice for newspapers.
-- Jerry Springer

#Voice #Radio #Faces

No one would have picked me out in high school and said, 'This guy is going to be in show business.' I don't have any of the talents you would normally associate with show business.
-- Jerry Springer

#School #Guy #Talent

When I was first on 'Dancing With The Stars', people were really shocked and surprised.
-- Jerry Springer

#Stars #People #Dancing

I treat politics kind of like my religion. It's something I believe in, but I don't want to have to make a living at it, because if you make a living at it, you somehow become dishonest.
-- Jerry Springer

#Believe #Want #Kind

I don't live in Hollywood. I don't have celebrities as friends. I like them, but I don't pal around with them. I just live in the Midwest, a real normal world.
-- Jerry Springer

#Real #Hollywood #Midwest

We are all born as empty vessels which can be shaped by moral values.
-- Jerry Springer

#Moral #Empty #Born