"You're a transsexual fighting with a hermaphrodite over a mistress."

-- Jerry Springer

#Humorous Quotes #Fighting Quotes #Profound Quotes

“I think the Mother is gradually revealing itself to me and taking over. But it is not the Mother alone. It is the Mother and the Father, the male and the female, sort of gradually having their marriage.”
“I slept, and dreamed that life was Beauty; I woke, and found that life was Duty. Was thy dream then a shadowy lie? Toil on, poor heart, unceasingly; And thou shalt find thy dream to be A truth and noonday light to thee.”

Source : "Life a Duty". "Bartlett's Familiar Quotations", 10th edition, 1919.
“I am sick of death and worst of all this sickness feeds on itself, the more afraid I am the more I am afraid the more I flee the more I am afraid the more I am haunted.”
“When youâ€™re truly connecting with wisdom, the more you learn, the more you realize the less you know.”
“I was pretty much a mess out of primary school. I really experienced a lot more of that stuff from the ages of seven to twelve, where there was a really popular girl at my school, and I was obsessed with her, like you'd go to jail for that stuff today. I'm so embarrassed to say this, but I was in tears one day, because I couldn't sit next to her.”
“The first 90 minutes of the match are the most important.”
“Only your friends steal your books.”
“Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.”

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