Matt Striker famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

What are you two doing flirting with this nerd? I told you, you are supposed to be in charge of the 50 dancing girls I had set up for Miz's celebration.
Yeah, because I'm the one with the long hair and the pouty lips right?
I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!
My name is Alex Riley and I've been signed to a personal services contract for The Miz.
Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ...We get lunch right? ...Can we get this thing going? I gotta meet my girlfriend for a martini.
Oh my god! Would you shut the front door already?! Look at you walking out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did. Whatchu think you fancy, huh? Look, uh, sweetheart, I don't speak Gucci or anything, but I'll give it my best shot.
Me and Miz are one and the same. I share some of the qualities he has and I need to learn some things from him, but there's absolutely no jealousy here between the two of us.
We're almost like Bonnie & Clyde. Of course, he's Bonnie and I'm Clyde.
I thought that was fantastic. We were working on that the other night, actually.
If he's the king, I'm the prince.

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