Gary D. Schmidt famous quotes

We were both chumps. But you know what? It's not so bad when you're chumps together.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Together

The light made the snowballs look yellow. Or at least I hoped that was the cause.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Light #Yellow #Looks

If Romeo had never met Juliet, maybe they both would have still been alive, but what they would have been alive for is the question Shakespeare wants us to answer.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Answers #Alive #Want

OKAY. So I was going to the library every Saturday. So what? So what? It's not like I was reading books or anything.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Book #Reading #Library

The world turns and the world spins, the tide runs in and the tide runs out, and there is nothing in the world more beautiful and more wonderful in all its evolved forms than two souls who look at each other straight on. And there is nothing more woeful and soul-saddening than when they are parted...everyting in the world rejoices in the touch, and everything in the world laments in the losing.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Beautiful #Running #Two

Whatever it means to be a friend, taking a black eye for someone has to be in it.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Mean #Eye #Black

A southwest blow on ye and blister you all o'er!' 'The red plague rid you!' 'Toads, beetles, bats, light on you!' 'As wicked dew as e'er my mother brushed with raven's feather from unwholesome fen drop on you.' 'Strange stuff' 'Thou jesting monkey thou' 'Apes with foreheads villainous low' 'Pied ninny' 'Blind mole...' -The Caliban Curses
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Mother #Blow #Light

Talk is only silence that ain't workin' well.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Silence #Wells

Mrs. Daugherty was keeping my bowl of cream of wheat hot, and she had a special treat with it, she said. It was bananas. In the whole story of the world, bananas have never once been a special treat.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Special #Hot #Stories

You know, there are good reasons to learn how to read. Poetry isn't one of them. I mean, so what if two roads go two ways in a wood? So what? Who cares if it made all that big a difference? What difference? And why should I have to guess what the difference is? Isn't that what he's supposed to say? Why can't poets just say what they want to say and then shut up?
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Mean #Two #Differences

It means, Doug Swieteck, that in this class, you are not your brother.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Brother #Mean #Class

A comedy isn’t about being funny...a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Character #May #Comedy

There's no pleasure in getting to be an old coot unless you have some fun along the way.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Fun #Way #Pleasure

She came over and looked at the picture. Then she took my hand. You know what that feels like? Like what the astronauts will feel when they step onto the moon for the very first time.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Moon #Hands #Firsts

So you just went in and told him to give you two Cokes and he gave them to you?" "No, I didn't just go in and tell him to give me two Cokes. I asked for a Coke for me and a Coke for the skinny thug sitting on the library steps.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Thug #Two #Giving

No matter what happens, there is always the business of the world to attend to.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#World #Matter

In the whole story of the world, bananas have never once been a special treat.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Special #Stories #World

I think something must happen to you when you get into eight grade. Like the Doug Swieteck's Brother Gene switches on and you become a jerk. Which may have been Hamlet, Prince of Denmark's problem, who, besides having a name that makes him sound like a breakfast special at Sunnyside Morning Restaurant--something between a ham slice and a three-egg omelet--didn't have the smarts to figure out that when someone takes the trouble to come back from beyond the grave to tell you that he's been murdered, it's probably behooveful to pay attention--which is the adjectival form.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Morning #Brother #Smart

When a girl holds a rose up to you, you run better, let me tell you.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Girl #Running #Rose

I think he became a man who brought peace and wisdom to hi world, because he knew about war and folly. I think that he loved greatly, because he had seen what lost love is. And I think he came to know, too, that he was loved greatly." She looked at the strawberry in her hands. "But I thought you didn't want me to tell you your future.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#War #Lost Love #Love Is

A comedy isn't about being funny," said Mrs. Baker. "We talked about this before." "A comedy is about character who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all. That's how I know." "Suppose you can't see it?" "That's the daring part," said Mrs. Baker.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Character #Bakers #May

I saw my town as if I had just arrived. It was as if I was waking up. You see houses and buildings every day, and you walk by them on your way to something else, and you hardly see. You hardly notice they're even there, mostly because there's something else going on right in front of your face, But when the town itself becomes the thing that is going on right in front of your face, it all changes, and you're not just looking at a house, but at what's happened in that house before you were born.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#House #Wake Up #Way

Think of the sound you make when you let go after holding your breath for a very, very long time. Think of the gladdest sound you know: the sound of dawn on the first day of spring break, the sound of a bottle of Coke opening, the sound of a crowd cheering in your ears because you're coming down to the last part of a race--and you're ahead. Think of the sound of water over stones in a cold stream, and the sound of wind through green trees on a late May afternoon in Central Park. Think of the sound of a bus coming into the station carrying someone you love. Then put all those together.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Letting Go #Cheer #Spring

When gods die, they die hard. It's not like they fade away, or grow old, or fall asleep. They die in fire and pain, and when they come out of you, they leave your guts burned. It hurts more than anything you can talk about. And maybe worst of all is, you're not sure if there will ever be another god to fill their place. Or if you'd ever want another god to fill their place. You don't want the fire to go out inside you twice.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Hurt #Pain #Fall

Books can ignite fires in your mind, because they carry ideas for kindling, and art for matches.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Art #Book #Fire

Maybe the first time that you know you really care about something is when you think about it not being there,and when you know-you really know-that the emptinessis as much as inside you as outside you.For it falls out,that what we have we prize not to the worth whiles we enjoy it;but being lacked and lost,why,then we rack the value,then we find the virtue that possesion would not show us while it was ours.That's when I knew for the first time that I really did love my sister.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Fall #Thinking #Firsts

When 1:45 came, half the class left, and Danny Hupfer whispered, "If she gives you a cream puff after we leave, I'm going to kill you" - which was not something that someone headed off to prepare for his bar mitzvah should be thinking. When 1:55 came and the other half of the class left, Meryl Lee whispered, "If she gives you one after we leave, I'm going to do Number 408 to you." I didn't remember what Number 408 was, but it was probably pretty close to what Danny Hupfer had promised. Even Mai Thi looked at me with narrowed eyes and said, "I know your home." Which sounded pretty ominous.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Home #Eye #Thinking

The world is Trouble...and Grace. That is all there is.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Grace #World #Trouble

Did you find yourself?" "What?" said my sister. "Did you find yourself?" "She found me," I said.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Finding Yourself #My Sister #Found

...and she ran out of the diesel combustion and right to me and we held each other and we were not empty at all. "Holling," she said. "I was so afraid I wouldn't fine you." "I was standing right here, Heather." I said. "I'll always be standing right here.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Heathers #Empty #Said

Learn everything you can - everything. And then use all that you have learned to grow up too be a wise and good man.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Wise #Growing Up #Men

And it really doesn't matter if we're under our desks with our hands over our heads or not, does it? No, said Mrs. Baker. It doesn't really matter. So, why are we practicing? She thought for a minute. Because it gives comfort, she said. People like to think that if they're prepared then nothing bad can really happen. And perhaps we practice because we feel as if there's nothing else we can do because sometimes it feels as if life is governed by the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Thinking #Hands #Practice

Vengeance is sweet. Vengeance taken when the vengee isn't sure who the venger is, is sweeter still.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Sweet #Taken #Vengeance

(The raindrops) played across the coast all through the night, until the soft new day shrugged itself awake, tried on amethyst and lavender for a while, and finally decided on pale yellow.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Night #Yellow #New Day

I love the sound of a brand-new bottle of coke when you pry the lid off and it starts to fizz. Whenever I hear that sound, I think of roses, and of sitting together with someone you care about and of Romeo and Juliet waking up somewhere and saying to each other, weren't we jerks? And then having all that be over. That's what I think of when I hear the sound of a brand-new bottle of Coke being opened
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Thinking #Rose #Together

Mr. Powell raised an eyebrow. 'I'm a librarian,' he said. 'I always know what I'm talking about.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Talking #Eyebrows #Librarian

You can't just skip the boring parts." "Of course I can skip the boring parts." "How do you know they're boring if you don't read them?" "I can tell." "Then you can't say you've read the whole play." "I think I can live a happy life, Meryl Lee, even if I don't read the boring parts of The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark." "Who knows?" she said. "Maybe you can't.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Happy Life #Thinking #Play

I handed the test in five minutes before the end of the day. Mrs. Baker took it calmly, then reached into her bottom drawer for an enormous red pen with a wide felt tip. "Stand here and we'll see how you've done," she said, which is sort of like a dentist handing you a mirror and saying, "Sit here and watch while I drill a hole in your tooth.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Mirrors #The End Of The Day #Bakers

There is no Art made without power, and there is no reason for Art to be made except for power.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Art #Power #Reason

Okay, so maybe sometimes the real world is smiles and miracles.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Real #Miracle #World

Maybe the Snowy Heron is going to come off pretty badly when the planes come together. Maybe. But he's still proud and beautiful. His head is high, and he's got this sharp beak that's facing out to the world.He's okay for now.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Beautiful #Together #World

Creativity is a god who comes around only when he pleases, and it isn't very often. But when he does come around, he sits at my desk and folds his wings and I offer him whatever he wants.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Creativity #Wings #Doe

Why can't poets just say what they want to say and then shut up?
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Want #Shut Up #Poet

Do you ever wonder what it's like to be so angry that you...And then something happens, and after that, everyone figures that's what you're like, and that's what you're always going to be, and so you just decide to be it? But the whole time you're thinking, Am I going to be like him? Or am I already like him? And then you get angrier, because maybe you are, and you want... He stopped. He wiped at his eyes. I'm not lying. My brother wiped at his eyes.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Brother #Lying #Eye

You know how that feels?
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Feels

Reader, I kissed her. A quiet walk we had, she and I.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Quiet #Walks #Reader

In English, we were still on the Introduction to Poetry Unit, and I'm not lying, if I ever meet Percy Bysshe Shelley walking down the streets of Marysville, I'm going to punch him right in the face.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Lying #Faces #Introduction

Sometimes--and I know it doesn't last for anything more than a second--sometimes there can be perfect understanding between two people who can't stand each other. He smiled, and I smiled, and we put the Timex watches on, and we watched the seconds flit by.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Two #People #Perfect

Maybe this happens to you every day, but I think it was the first time I could hardly wait to show something that I'd done to someone who would care besides my mother. You know how that feels?
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Mother #Thinking #Waiting

Lizzie Bright Griffin, do you ever wish the world would just go ahead and swallow you whole?" "Sometimes I do," she said, and then smiled. "but sometimes I figure I should just go ahead and swallow it.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Wish #World #Sometimes

You know, when someone has been crying, something gets left in the air. It's not something you can see or smell, or feel. Or draw. But it's there.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Air #Smell #Cry

I know. That sounds like a lie. But Presbyterians know that every so often a lie isn't all that bad, and I figured that this was about the best place it could happen.
-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Lying #Sound