"A comedy isnâ€™t about being funny...a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all."

-- Gary D. Schmidt

#Character Quotes #May Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“The minutes ticked past. This is why peelers need a book. A wee paperback to stick in your pocket.”

Source : Adrian McKinty (2016). “The Sean Duffy Collection”, p.216, Serpent's Tail
“It is so important for young girls to be fit. I think sports is the key to success, because the challenges you face in sports prepare you for the rest of your life.”
“When they say accountability, they mean surveillance and standardization.”
“I don't like to think of it as 'stolen'. They have no proof that I didn't plan on giving it back." "You're kidding, right?" He shrugged. "You have no proof either." She squinted back at him. "Were you planning on giving it back?" "Maybe." An orange light blinked on in the corner of Cinder's vision-her cyborg programming picking up on the lie.”
“When someone's been gone a long time, at first you save up all the things you want to tell them. You try to keep track of everything in your head. But it's like trying to hold on to a fistful of sand: all the little bits slip out of your hands, and then you're just clutching air and grit.”
“I hereby resolve to kill every vampire in America.”
“I only ever asked two people to work with me as a partner. One was Paul McCartney and the other Yoko Ono. Paul and me were the Beatles.”
“We have an arsenal of ideas about land use possibly as dangerous to human life on the planet as the use of nuclear arms.”

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