Joan Bauer famous quotes

My grandma always said that God made libraries so that people didn't have any excuse to be stupid.
-- Joan Bauer

#Stupid #Book #Grandma

...Difficult relationships come into our lives for a reason. No one would choose them, certainly. But if we let them, they can teach us how to be flexible with others and more forgiving.
-- Joan Bauer

#Forgiving #Difficult Relationship #Reason

When you have something so important, something that you'll stay awake for, something you know that you were designed to do, well, it's worth getting a few dark circles, don't you think?
-- Joan Bauer

#Dark #Thinking #Circles

I'll tell you something about tough times. They just about kill you, but if you decide to keep working at them, you'll find your way through.
-- Joan Bauer

#Tough Times #Way #Tough

Infatuation cannot be sustained indefinitely, my friend. Love that embraces the entire person is a monumental gift that takes time to grow.
-- Joan Bauer

#Infatuation #Friend Love #Embrace

Sometimes just getting up in the morning and standing at the gate can bring the gate down.
-- Joan Bauer

#Morning #Sometimes #Gates

When the going gets tough, the tough get a librarian.
-- Joan Bauer

#Reading #Book #Thought Provoking

When we don't have the words chocolate can speak volumes.
-- Joan Bauer

#Chocolate #Speak #Funny Chocolate

We read to learn and to grow, to laugh, to be motivated, and to understand things we've never been exposed to. We read for strength to help us when we feel broken, discouraged or afraid. We read to find hope. We read because we're not just made up of skin and bones, and a deep need for chocolate, but we're also made up of words, words which describe our thoughts and what's hidden in our hearts.
-- Joan Bauer

#Heart #Laughing #Broken

Librarians understand about power - they know how to find anything.
-- Joan Bauer

#Librarian

Teenagers are like bees at night, I think. We don't like waking up and we don't always get with the program immediately, but once we figure out our mission, we'll see it through.
-- Joan Bauer

#Teenager #Thinking #Night

You don't understand how much light you have until the lights go out.
-- Joan Bauer

#Light

Everyone needs fudge, Hildy. It's how God helps us cope.
-- Joan Bauer

#Needs #Fudge #Helping

Will we have bodyguards?" "We're not quite set up for that. But with all these mothers, you don't need them.
-- Joan Bauer

#Mother #Needs #Bodyguard

I hope you'll have the kind of life where what you stand for is so important that it makes some people outright hostile. You won't know how strong your beliefs really are until you have to defend them.
-- Joan Bauer

#Strong #People #Important

Toys "R" Us. Zack put on a wool cap and sunglasses. "You look like a bank robber," I observed. "No toy is safe.
-- Joan Bauer

#Wool #Sunglasses #Looks

We've got so much in this life that all we know how to do is want more. So we concentrate on the wrong things-things we can see-as being the measure of a person. We think if we win something big or buy something snazzy it'll make us more than we are. Our hearts know that's not true, but the eyes are powerful.
-- Joan Bauer

#Monday #Powerful #Eye

A heart will say amazing things if it's given half a chance.
-- Joan Bauer

#Heart #Half #Chance

People are so cheap. Everyone wants quality, no one wants to pay for it. Here's the suburban dream-- to hire great workers who are such meek morons that they don't have the guts to ask for a living wage.
-- Joan Bauer

#Dream #People #Quality

Mountains draw you to a deeper place in yourself
-- Joan Bauer

#Mountain #Draws #Deeper

I'm working hard to have a good life. You don't need fancy things to feel good. You can hug a puppy. You can buy a can of paint and surround yourself with color. You can plant a flower and watch it grow. You can decide to trust people, the right people. You can decide to start over and let other people start over, too.
-- Joan Bauer

#Good Life #Flower #Color

i hate leaving places i love i was never at one place long. am i selfish?
-- Joan Bauer

#Hate #Selfish #Long

If you can't find an answer at the mall or the library, what does that say about the world?
-- Joan Bauer

#Library #Doe #Answers

The choices we make can have lasting consequences.
-- Joan Bauer

#Choices #Lasting #Consequence

It takes a great cook to pull life truth from poultry.
-- Joan Bauer

#Poultry #Cooks #Truth Of Life

The sad heart needs work to do.
-- Joan Bauer

#Heart #Needs #Sad Heart

Mom has the Touch. She knows what flowers go with what occasions, what hors d'oeuvres work with what people. She believes passionately in the power of food to heal, restore, and stimulate relationships, and she has built a following of loyal customers who really hope she's right. If she's wrong, says Sonia, no one wants to know. (Thwonk)
-- Joan Bauer

#Mom #Business #Believe

it's a complete rush to get what you've been hoping for - to get it so full and complete that it fills your senses.
-- Joan Bauer

The problem with the heart is how it can have so many opposite feelings coursing through it all at the same time. It's really an inconsistent thing- appreciating something one minute and hating it the next.
-- Joan Bauer

#Hate #Heart #Opposites

Staring down hard truth takes guts.
-- Joan Bauer

#Staring #Guts #Hard Truths

My father always told me that in this world we are going to make a truckload of mistakes, but the best mistake we can ever make is to err on the side of mercy
-- Joan Bauer

#Father #Mistake #World

They marched. Not for themselves. They marched to remember the ones who didn't make it back. They marched because seeing so much loss can teach you about life. they marched because we're all fighting a war whether we know it or not...a war for our minds and souls and what we believe in.
-- Joan Bauer

#War #Believe #Fighting

I've never said this to a girl before." I bit my lip, waiting. "Well..." He looked down. "I'm not sure how to say this." He took a deep breath and announced, "I really like fighting evil with you.
-- Joan Bauer

#Girl #Fighting #Evil

You cannot measure the loss of a human life. It's all the things a person was, all their dreams, all the people who loved them, all they hoped to be and could give back to the world.
-- Joan Bauer

#Dream #Loss #People

Have you ever noticed that it takes a textbook dozens of pages to say what normal people can cover fast? Example: What was the full impact of World War II? Clear-cut teenage answer: we won.
-- Joan Bauer

#Teenage #War #Cutting

You don't know which way a thing will come at you, but you need to welcome it with your whole heart which ever way it arrives.
-- Joan Bauer

#Heart #Needs #Way

New places always help us look at life differently
-- Joan Bauer

#Looks #Helping

You've got to love yourself with all your short comings, and you've got to love the world no matter how bad it gets.
-- Joan Bauer

#Love Yourself #Inspiration #World

It was probably easier in the old days when the bad guys rode into town wearing black capes or whatever bad guys wore and the milk cows were ownded by honest people. Right off the bat, you'd know who you were dealing with. Now everybody dresses alike.
-- Joan Bauer

#Wearing Black #People #Guy

He stood up, put the tree back under the grow light. 'There. That's what's going to happen to us. It's called grafting. Taking something from one place and fixing it to another until they grow together. We didn't start from the same tree, but we're going to grow together like we did.
-- Joan Bauer

#Light #Tree #Together

You know where we got stuck? We were looking for faithfull, loving and perfect relationships-males who were always glad to see us." "So?" "We already have that!" "What do you mean?" "We've got dogs!
-- Joan Bauer

#Dog #Mean #Perfect

...It isn't the problems along the way that make us or break us. It's how we learn to stand and face them that makes the difference.
-- Joan Bauer

#Differences #Way #Faces

Some things go too deep for words.
-- Joan Bauer

#Too Deep

...motherhood should be like driving a car -- you should have to pass a test before you can do it legally.
-- Joan Bauer

#Motherhood #Car #Tests

When you can carry five full dinner platters on your left arm, you should be able to vote, even if you're not eighteen.
-- Joan Bauer

#Arms #Dinner #Able

It seemed to me that the people who made the rules of the road had figured out everything that would help a person drive safely right down to having a sign that tells you you're passing through a place where deer cross. Somebody should stick up some signs on the highway of life. CAUTION: JERKS CROSSING. Blinking yellow lights when you're about to to something stupid. Stop signs in front of people who could hurt you. Green lights shining when you're doing the right thing. It would make the whole experience easier.
-- Joan Bauer

#Hurt #Stupid #Light

And we learned that you don't have to be famous or rich or physically healthy to be a leader. You just have to try to be a true person. We learned that helping other people brings out the good in everybody.
-- Joan Bauer

#Helping Others #People #Leader

Like my grandmother always said, 'you never know the blessings that come from suffering.
-- Joan Bauer

#Grandmother #Blessing #Suffering

Sometimes the best thing that can happen to a person is to have a puppy lick your face.
-- Joan Bauer

#Faces #Puppy #Sometimes

Guys don't understand great art. They don't care that sometimes the camera has power beyond the photographer to record emotion that only the heart can see. They're threatened when the camera jumps ahead of me. Todd Kovich was pissed when I brought my Nikon to the prom, but I'd missed too many transcendent shots over the years to ever take a chance of missing one again. A prom, I told him, had a boundless supply of photogenic bozos who could be counted on to do something base.
-- Joan Bauer

#Art #Years #Guy

Sometimes you've got to shout the truth and wake people up.
-- Joan Bauer

#People #Sometimes

when hope gets released in a place, all kinds of things are possible
-- Joan Bauer

#Kind #All Kinds

Almost. It’s a big word for me. I feel it everywhere. Almost home. Almost happy. Almost changed. Almost, but not quite. Not yet. Soon, maybe. I’m hoping hard for that.
-- Joan Bauer

#Home #Bigs #Changed

If she's really psychic," Zack said when he saw Tanisha's photo at school, "why does she need a doorbell?
-- Joan Bauer

#School #Psychics #Doe

Everything's got a purpose, really - you just have to look for it. Cats are good at keeping old dogs alive. Loss helps you reach for gain. Death helps you celebrate life. War helps you work for peace. A flood makes you glad you're still standing. And a tall boy can stop the wind so a candle of hope can burn bright.
-- Joan Bauer

#Dog #War #Cat

Ellie: "You could lie to me. You could tell me to be encouraged, that good will triumph over evil." Richard: "Good will triumph over evil." Ellie: "Liar.
-- Joan Bauer

#Liars #Lying #Evil

Mom put dense cheddar bread into a bag for a man who said this was his wife's favorite - he'd driven all the way from New Jersey to buy it because today was their anniversary. Several women in the store jabbed their husbands on hearing this. I hung my head - Peter Terris wouldn't cross the street to buy me a Twinkie.
-- Joan Bauer

#Mom #Husband #Men

I don't do normal. I have a reputation to uphold. (Thwonk)
-- Joan Bauer

#Normal #Reputation

I had taken the photograph from afar (distance being the basic glitch in our relationship), using my Nikon and zoom lens while hiding behind a fake marble pillar. I was hiding because if he knew I'd been secretly photographing him for all these months he would think I was immature, neurotic and obsessive. I'm not. I'm an artist. Artists are always misunderstood.(Thwonk)
-- Joan Bauer

#Distance #Taken #Thinking

It was February sixth: eight days until Valentine's Day. I was dateless, as usual, deep in the vice grip of unrequited love. It was bad enough not having a boyfriend for New Year's Eve. Now I had to cope with Valentine datelessness, feeling consummate social pressure from every retailer in America who stuck hearts and cupids in their windows by January second to rub it in.
-- Joan Bauer

#New Year #Valentine #Unrequited Love

If you worry about every little thing you're going to have one thoroughly miserable life.
-- Joan Bauer

#Worry #Littles #Little Things

I'll tell you something about tough things. They just about kill you, but if you decide to keep working at them, you'll find the way through. On the Food Network they have these shows where cooks have to put a meal together with all these weird ingredients. That's a lot like my life-dealing with things you wouldn't think ever go together. But a good cook can make the best meal out of the craziest combinations.
-- Joan Bauer

#Thinking #Together #Meals