Jeph Jacques famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.
-- Jeph Jacques

#Life #Health #Being Happy With Yourself
That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.
-- Jeph Jacques

#Wall #Real #College
A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.
-- Jeph Jacques

#Love #Long #Good Relationship
There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.
-- Jeph Jacques

#Funny Inspirational #Two #Way
The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.
-- Jeph Jacques

#Heart #Men #Ribs
Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.
-- Jeph Jacques

#Education #Degrees #Ems
The TV Tropes QC page is every single idiotic comment from my forums distilled into one HTML document.
-- Jeph Jacques

#Html #Pages #Tvs
If only corporal punishment cured low self-esteem.
-- Jeph Jacques

#Self Esteem #Punishment #Lows
The trick to writer's block is to sack up and write through it, you see.
-- Jeph Jacques

#Block #Writing #Tricks
Your whole life people tell you to do what you love. But if you gotta do something else to pay the bills, you don't automatically have to be miserable.
-- Jeph Jacques

#People #Pay #Bills
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
-- Jeph Jacques

#Kindness #Hipster #Deer
You ought to expect better of people. It encourages you to be a better person yourself.
-- Jeph Jacques

#People #Better Person #Being A Better Person
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people.
-- Jeph Jacques

#People #Use #Wit
'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.
-- Jeph Jacques

#Love #Wrath #Light

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