"Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated."

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Source : "Number 789: Animal House". "Questionable Content" Comic Strip, questionablecontent.net.

Jeph Jacques

#Education Quotes #Degrees Quotes #Ems Quotes

“If you think with enough energy about a hoped-for event, it will in the end happen. Not because you willed it. Because it was all the time in your nature.”
“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“A fervently believed idea, even if wrong, dies hard.”
“I've had a very sheltered life. What can happen to you if you stay home writing all day?”
“The sun is a-wait at the ponderous gate of the West.”

Source : Sidney Lanier, Charles Roberts Anderson (1969). “Sidney Lanier: poems and letters”, Johns Hopkins University Press
“The laws of history tell us that only when the old is gone can the new take its place.”
“The benefits and $174,000 per year salary that we get, we earn. It's not elaborate, it's just a bunch of poppycock that a lot of people have spread around trying to get us to hate our own government and our government representatives.”
“I'm not criticizing Hollywood because I work there, I partly live there. But I'm saying this is the way it is, commerce is taking over art. Commerce has become the most important thing in the film industry. Hollywood is an industry, it's not an art form, therefore they have to address the bottom line. But in a way it's sad when you get a remake, isn't it?”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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