Jon Heder famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

Skaters are very much like peacocks.
-- Jon Heder

#Skater #Peacock
I think so much of the look, obviously including wardrobe, but the hair is a huge thing because it's basically the frame for your eyes and that's the window to your soul is what they say.
-- Jon Heder

#Eye #Thinking #Hair
I always love messing with my own hair as much as I can; I don't normally like to wear wigs.
-- Jon Heder

#Hair #Wigs
Build a rocket ship and leave the earth!
-- Jon Heder

#Earth #Rockets #Ships
I don't think I ever will do a sex scene because of my religion and my personal standards.
-- Jon Heder

#Sex #Thinking #Scene
Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.
-- Jon Heder

#Dream #Vote #Wildest Dreams
I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!
-- Jon Heder

#Girl #Hunting #Skills
I've always liked Kate Winslet. She's pretty, smart, and talented.
-- Jon Heder

#Smart
I'm not that into reading. If I'm gonna read, I'm gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book.
-- Jon Heder

#Stupid #Reading #Book
I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good.
-- Jon Heder

#Mean #Suits #Looks
I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean.
-- Jon Heder

#Stories #Want #Certain
I love movin'. I was observant growing up, watching Michael Jackson and John Travolta. I'd close my eyes, see the moves.
-- Jon Heder

#Growing Up #Moving #Eye
I never read a self-help book except for the Bible.
-- Jon Heder

#Book #Self #Helping
I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider.
-- Jon Heder

#Character #Play #Outsiders
I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.
-- Jon Heder

#Microsoft #Bills #Slap
I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill.
-- Jon Heder

#Stars #War #Gun
Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another, and when we get together, we block everything else out. Nothing exists in our world except for us.
-- Jon Heder

#Brother #Block #Thinking

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