"I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!"

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Source : "Fictional character: Napoleon Dynamite". "Napoleon Dynamite", www.imdb.com. 2004.

Jon Heder

#Girl Quotes #Hunting Quotes #Skills Quotes

“I realized that in those nine seasons I started out at about 225 pounds and I felt, you know, full figured fabulous woman but in those seasons I gained 75 pounds up to over 300 pounds all in front of the nation.”
“I am not here to speak against the Taliban. I'm here to speak up for the right of every child.”
“Words are like eyeglasses they blur everything that they do not make clear.”
“Yeah, but on the U.S Tour we threw a new song into the set almost every night. Of course, you can't do too many new songs every night as they've never heard it.”
“I'm not afraid of criticism or what somebody may think.”
“The reason Buddhism can be so naturalised is because, stripped of its supernatural elements, its core teachings can be giving a sound, secular philosophical interpretation. In other words, it becomes a religion acceptable to the contemporary, naturalistic mind only when it ceases to be a religion.”
“The game minus slow bowling is like bread without butter or, even worse, French cuisine without the sauces.”

Source : "The Spinners' Web". Book by Trevor Bailey and Fred Trueman, 1988.
“Every man prefers to look at a well-shaped woman instead of a rubber ball.”

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