Jane Ace famous quotes

The chickens have come home to roast.
-- Jane Ace

#Home #Coming Home #Chickens

I look like the wrath of grapes.
-- Jane Ace

#Wrath #Looks #Grapes

I wasn't under the impersonation you meant me.
-- Jane Ace

The coffee will be ready in a jitney.
-- Jane Ace

#Coffee #Ready

I'm a member of the weeper sex.
-- Jane Ace

#Sex #Members

Well, you've got to take the bitter with the better.
-- Jane Ace

#Bitter #Wells

Doctor, feel my purse.
-- Jane Ace

#Doctors #Purses #Feels

We've been insufferable friends for years.
-- Jane Ace

#Friends #Years #Insufferable

I think people who go to a psychiatrist ought to have their heads examined.
-- Jane Ace

#Thinking #People #Psychiatry

I've always wanted to see my name up in tights.
-- Jane Ace

#Names #Tights #Wanted

I am his awfully-wedded wife.
-- Jane Ace

#Wife

We're all cremated equal.
-- Jane Ace

#Death #Equal

Familiarity breeds attempt.
-- Jane Ace

#Familiarity

Congress is back in season.
-- Jane Ace

#Congress

You could have knocked me down with a fender.
-- Jane Ace

#Surprise

Up at the crank of dawn.
-- Jane Ace

#Dawn #Crank

Now, there's no use crying over spoiled milk.
-- Jane Ace

#Use #Milk #Cry

I'm completely uninhabited.
-- Jane Ace

#Personality

Seems like only a year ago they were married nine years!
-- Jane Ace

#Years #Nine #Married

Insomnia is only mind over mattress.
-- Jane Ace

#Sleep #Insomnia #Mind