"Now, there's no use crying over spoiled milk."

-- Jane Ace

#Use Quotes #Milk Quotes #Cry Quotes

“I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately know she's worked twice as hard to get there, she's had to prove that she can be the leader, first, and then be funny on top of it. She has to emit a confidence that she's in control.”
“As a teacher of fourth-graders in a public school, where corporal punishement was not allowed, she had years of violence stored up and was, truth be told, sort of enjoying letting it out on Kona, who she felt could have been the poster child for the failure of public education.”
“Now that judges embrace forcibly starving someone to death, Congress should use its appropriation power to starve the judicial budget.”
“I wanted nothing more than to feel something, but I didn't know how to deal with what came after the feeling.”
“When considering a candidate for office, almost right up until they enter the polling booth and sometimes even in the booth itself, most voters rely more on what they see and hear themselves in real time than on facts, history, logic, or learned experience.”
“Because on some level, even though it never turns out to be true, and even though I should know better, I still expect life to be like the movies.”
“You gotta have swine to show you where the truffles are.”
“To show the world what long experience gains, requires not courage, though it calls for pains; but at life's outset to inform mankind is a bold effort of a valiant mind.”

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