Maddox famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

When the iPhone was first announced, CEO Steve Jobs spewed enough BS to cover a football field full of babies 3 feet deep in bullshit, which sounds cool because he could have potentially murdered a football field full of babies, but he passed on this opportunity by introducing the phone instead.
-- Maddox

#Football #Baby #Jobs
Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing.
-- Maddox

#Trying #Failing #Passing
I don't get it: they re-package the same shitty football games every year, update a few stats, call it a new game and millions of suckers keep buying them. What's the point? Why not just go outside and play real football instead? Or even better yet, get bent. Nobody likes football.
-- Maddox

#Football #Real #Years
Whales are drinking all our water and eating our sailors.
-- Maddox

#Drinking #Whales #Water
The only thing that goes with Crocs is social Ostracism.
-- Maddox

#Ostracism #Social #Crocs
If women ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel.
-- Maddox

#World #Wheels #Stills
If Manliness had a soundtrack, the score would be metal.
-- Maddox

#Would Be #Soundtracks #Score

Thankfully we had a big drive there in the fourth quarter after the fumble to put us up 11, and then the big drive to finish the game.
I love the flow of the game. There's a certain fluidity to basketball. I don't enjoy watching baseball or football in the same way.
I run angry. Football allows me to take out some of my pain on the field.
At 15, 16, you think you're going to be captain of England. But I realised it wasn't going to happen for me on a windy November night in Darlington, coming to my peak at the age of 23 but still playing for Mansfield Town.
I am equal to a baby and to a hundred year old lady. I am equal to an airline pilot and a car mechanic. I am equal to you. You are equal to me. It's that universal. Except that it's not.
I have a dog and sometimes I'll be the littlest kid with my dog and marvel at his ears and his nose and how he looks at me. If he died, I'd bawl like a baby.
You're my all-in Della. I'll throw it all away for you. I just want you. I'm all in, baby. This life with you, I'm planning on us.
The fact that a baby can be born today and condemned to a life of hardship, struggle, and discrimination simply because of sex is enraging.
The death of any man aged 56 is very sad for his widow and family. And no one would deny that Steve Jobs was a brilliant and highly innovative technician, with great business flair and marketing ability.
An artist's job is simply to take the mirror in front of your face and hold it there. It's not to give you any answers. It is simply to take that mirror and point it at you.

Maddox famous quotes

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