"When the iPhone was first announced, CEO Steve Jobs spewed enough BS to cover a football field full of babies 3 feet deep in bullshit, which sounds cool because he could have potentially murdered a football field full of babies, but he passed on this opportunity by introducing the phone instead."

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Source : "The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face". www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net.

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“There needs to be clearer communication for the public avout how valuable it [animal testing] is”
“We really did it write it for the story but once you get into production, once you start doing this process certain things will jump out at you. Some shots will be more 3-D than others.”
“I realize I am contradictory: I have an independent filmmaker's sensibility and a Hollywood director's short-attention span.”
“If Rome gets to decide everything for the north and for the south, it's not a good and just thing.”
“Two hundred years ago, our Founding Fathers gave us a democracy. It was based upon the simple, yet noble, idea that government derives its validity from the consent of the governed.”
“I learned more stuff in church than I did in the world.”
“As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained.”

Source : Arthur Cayley (1895). “The Collected Mathematical Papers of Arthur Cayley”
“Never till this day Did life disturb the dense eternity Of joyless quiet; never skylark's song, Or storm-bird's prescient scream, or eaglet's cry, Made vital the gross fog. The very light Is but an alien that can find no welcome”

Source : Hartley Coleridge (1851). “Poems”, p.290

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