Tucker Carlson famous quotes

I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.
-- Tucker Carlson

#Motivational #New Year #Years

Yes, older drivers are more likely to injure themselves and others when they get behind the wheel. But if you take that away, that is really the last lifeline a lot of elderly people have.
-- Tucker Carlson

#Elderly #People #Lasts

Rich people making their houses bigger in order to make their lives happier wind up hurting their own marriages. There's a deep irony here. Do the couples perceive that irony?
-- Tucker Carlson

#Hurt #Couple #Order

Angelina Jolie seems like she cries a lot, which puts me off.
-- Tucker Carlson

#Cry

I try to tell the truth.
-- Tucker Carlson

#Trying #Telling The Truth

Unless you know a lot more about something than I do, I am not really that interested. I have too much information already.
-- Tucker Carlson

#Too Much #Too Much Information #Information

To politicize a man's tragic death is about as low as you can go, isn't it?
-- Tucker Carlson

#Men #Lows #Tragic

It's hard to be ambitious if you're content, isn't it?
-- Tucker Carlson

#Ambitious

In the absence of evidence, superstition. It's a Middle Ages thing. That's my theory anyway.
-- Tucker Carlson

#Age #Superstitions #Absence

Studies have shown people listen to TV than watch it.
-- Tucker Carlson

#People #Watches #Tvs

The Clinton era is over. I think that there would even have been a certain amount of rejoicing among some Republicans if Gore had won or if Ralph Nader had won or if Satan had won.
-- Tucker Carlson

#Thinking #Eras #Republican

Politicians are interesting people, most of them are smart and hard-working-I mean, they keep schedules no one else would think of keeping. Some of them live down to the caricature, but most of them are good people and they are charming.
-- Tucker Carlson

#Smart #Mean #Hard Work

I mean, look, no matter how you feel about Bush, watching him speak is difficult. It's like- it's like watching a drunk man cross an icy street.
-- Tucker Carlson

#Mean #Men #Drunk

Grover Norquist is a mean-spirited, humorless, dishonest little creep... an embarrassing anomaly, the leering, drunken uncle everyone else wishes would stay home... [He] is repulsive, granted, but there aren't nearly enough of him to start a purge trial.
-- Tucker Carlson

#Uncles #Mean #Home

It's almost impossible to make the case that Bush is a conservative. That may be good; that may be bad.
-- Tucker Carlson

#May #Impossible #Conservative

I think [Pat] Buchanan is far too easily and glibly dismissed.
-- Tucker Carlson

#Thinking

The Republican Party of 2005 bears no resemblance to the Republican Party of 1994.
-- Tucker Carlson

#Party #Bears #Republican

Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.
-- Tucker Carlson

#Funny #Smart #Interesting

To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something.
-- Tucker Carlson

#Cutting #Hair #Feminist

But Michael Vick killed dogs, and he did in a heartless and cruel way. And I think, personally, he should've been executed for that. He wasn't, but the idea that the President of the United States would be getting behind someone who murdered dogs?
-- Tucker Carlson

#Dog #Thinking #Ideas

Who laughs less than feminists?
-- Tucker Carlson

#Laughing #Feminist

I think Michael Moore is loathsome, though, not because he dislikes Bush, but because he seems to dislike America.
-- Tucker Carlson

#Thinking #America #Dislike

It is increasingly important to be open-minded.
-- Tucker Carlson

#Tolerance #Important #Open Minded

Canadians are so easily wounded.
-- Tucker Carlson

#Wounded

I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter's kindergarten class.
-- Tucker Carlson

#Daughter #Mother #Morning

If it was up to the U.N., Saddam Hussein would still be killing his own people.
-- Tucker Carlson

#People #Hussein #Killing

The two things I was positive about in life were that I was going to be a teacher at a boarding school or an operative with the CIA posted abroad. I could write a book about all the things I was sure about.
-- Tucker Carlson

#Teacher #Book #School

I have no time for political hacks who say things they don't believe because they get paid to,
-- Tucker Carlson

#Believe #Political

Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.
-- Tucker Carlson

#Congratulations #War #Victory

American officials have bent over backwards to show how sensitive they are to Muslim culture. It didn't seem very effective. They seem to be worried about winning the respect of other people.
-- Tucker Carlson

#Winning #People #Culture

I am really only interested in new information, not freelance opinion. I don't really care what you think off the top of your head.
-- Tucker Carlson

#Thinking #Information #Care

I have never been one to look beyond today.
-- Tucker Carlson

#Looks #Today

It is nice to be around people who think differently than you. They challenge your ideas and keep you from being complacent.
-- Tucker Carlson

#Nice #Thinking #Ideas

I can't wait to work for Rick Kaplan. He's a great producer. I would host an infomercial if he would produce it.
-- Tucker Carlson

#Waiting #Host #Produce

The best thing about television news is, it's immediate. Everything at a news network happens quickly.
-- Tucker Carlson

#Television #News #Television News

The modern tribalism of the left demands that each person choose a group and then agree with everything that group agrees with. And anybody who leaves that group is stoned to death.
-- Tucker Carlson

#Demand #Groups #Modern